Dear god - I grew four shades of dumber, just listening to the first ten "hold on, mans".

Even better was how the pro-PBC announcers tried to make this into a HUGE announcement after the interview, like this is something that could actually happen.

:( I tried adopting Melo but he was missing his shots.

Should’ve been a technical for hanging on the rim.

I don’t know what you mean because I’ve never read Deadspin before.

Hellooooo...It’s called a ‘Rat Trick’. This going to be a long day.

why yes we do

And good dogs.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

Oh good, even our new writers have terrible opinions.

Let me know how President Trump works out for ya.

Interesting. The Rams as an organization don’t seem like the kind of people who make handshake deals with the league and other teams that benefits their organization while not taking into account their players.

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

His job is to report on sports business for ESPN. You figure that job required him to spend Super Bowl Sunday—the biggest day in all of sports business!—frantically building his own popularity on a whole other company’s publishing platform?

I have a fairly small following on Twitter, but occasionally something I tweet will get a little bit of viral momentum, usually because the team that I cover said/did something weird/stupid/good/whatever. A few weeks ago, I had a tweet go seriously viral, because it mentioned a prominent figure who then retweeted it,…

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

I (only) played goalie thru high school, and there’s no way I save that. Pretty much your worst nightmare. The only way the goalie could have felt worse is when he remembered he lives in Columbus.

Say what you want that bounce was crazy.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

Huh. Sounds like you’re one of those “winning’s all about who’s got more points at the end of the game” guys.