I want to let you know that I’m really enjoying the majority of the Compete posts. I’m a big sports and video game fan, so it’s a natural fit for me. It’s frustrating reading the negative comments from people who see it posted on Deadspin but who are unable to grasp that it’s not a traditional sports post. I would…

He literally has no idea how to use that word correctly.

Easy answer - get 3 pedals. (sorry, cheap shot. I like how the DSG performs, but have heard those issues from others)

Counterpoint: I drive faster when I really need to pee.

Requires too much effort, like using “that” at the beginning of this sentence.

No, it’s going the exact way that the author and commentors here want it to: they have a template of racial hate they have to constantly justify. Think about the “White Hispanic” incident of a few years ago and you’ll see where they’re coming from.

Thanks man...that’s why I’m here, and they let me write fun stuff too!

That lovely lady will deliver this Lamborghini to you as soon as you make the best comment of the day.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

That’s known as the cocaine filter. Really gives you the full Lambo party experience.

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

That lower pictures is actually the car I owned. I sold it on eBay to someone in Europe. They’re still trying to auction it off. The idiots put the intake scoop on backwards in some of the photos.

Sir, this is Jalopnik. We won’t buy it even if we love it. We’re going to wait until 5 years after it’s discontinued to buy it. Then lament that the buyers didn’t buy the packages that we wanted.

Right but does your mustang still have a warranty? and every factory component? That is the impressive part to me, especially with how OEM level approval is so highly scrutinized. I design performance aftermarket and OEM level harmonic balancers for a living and have detailed knowledge of the process. It is a feat…

I like sidewalls and I cannot lie

Yeah, and vent windows, and 8-track players.

Maybe there’s something I don’t know, but I’m astonished that the league didn’t institute a regimen for booster shots after the last outbreak.

No. The problem is that people started using safe spaces for things that didn’t need safe spaces.

Why do liberals keep trying to turn around the safe space thing? It was liberals that needed safe spaces.

I thought you meant you farted next to Denzel Washington. Would have been funnier.