Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.

For too long a small group in our nation’s capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have born the cost. Washington flourished but the people did not share in its wealth. Politicians prospered but the jobs left and the factories closed. The establishment protected itself but not the citizens of…

This is a false statement, born out of ignorance.

I’ve been saying for months that Trump is literally a comic book villain.

Or, and I’m just thinking out loud here...what if they spent some money to train their police officers to stop harassing people weren’t a threat to anyone? I know it’s a crazy concept, but I think it just might work.

A step in the right direction? He didn’t want to get invited to the mayors house...he wanted to not be harassed by police for walking outside.

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Well, Donald, if you don’t attend your intel briefings, then of course you’re going to be the last to see the top secret intel.

I wouldn’t say it’s a non-story—that Russia, which isn’t exactly US-friendly right now, so eagerly supports him suggests that they know our nation will be weak and vulnerable under him, and it’s pretty shitty that Russia intervened in an attempt to weaken us. But I do think it’s being blown out of proportion. (Unless…

This may be the best example of false equivalence ever.

Well, no, because there wasn’t any US corruption revealed in the email leaks. It’s just a bunch of DNC members saying shitty things about Bernie Sanders when it was already clear that Clinton was going to secure enough delegates for the nomination. It’s not something they should’ve done, but it didn’t flip what…

If Chris Kluwe is reading this (which he might be!) I will totally donate to that Patreon.

Damn right.

Never forget

In Cooley’s defense though, he did say it’s not fact, and he has no real source...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

...it’s just what he believes. He’s entitled to that.

Incorrect. Totally down with this kind of bulge. Small penis or not, I am down with mo dough in my pocket fo sho

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.