This is what it sounds like when Dubs cry

That’s why I always leave in the 9th when my team is blowing the other team out. If they hold on you beat the traffic. If they don’t, well... did you really want to be there to see that anyway?

Best joint ever.

Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

Curt Schilling? Is that you?

I usually wonder about what OK Colin K will think of something before I decide whether or not I will enjoy it, and it’s utterly insensitive of you not to do the same.

Do shitheads still click articles about games they aren’t interested in, then ask stupid questions about the game in a pathetic effort to try to earn cool guy internet points?

“Hurr durr why do people play games that I don’t”

Snarky commenters have been asking this question since September of 2014, and the answer is always yes.

Do people still make dumb and pointless comments that they already know the answer to?

I miss being able to apply for jobs without fear of competition from blacks and women, but what can you do?

This? This is why? The names of some optional trophies which have exactly zero effect on the gameplay or overall experience, save for those actively seeking them?

Alright then.

Stupid exciting player with an impossible offensive game on a team making a run at history.

Pump the brakes on the salt truck, winter is over.

What's the problem? He's the best player in the league and the best since Jordan, deal with the coverage he gets.

“Riot” is white person speak for anytime there are enough black people assembling in one place to scare them.

Remember when Americans were too chickenshit to go after the Saudis who financed 9/11 and instead teabagged the people of Iraq for 11 years?