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“Funding secured” is the problem. It doesn’t matter if he sold or not. It’s a public company. You’re not allowed to lie about these things, because that’s fraud. If he really did get an offer from someone, he’s fine. If he didn’t have an offer and made it up to screw the shorts, he’s in a shitload of trouble.

The basis of securities laws is that it protects retail investors from getting wrecked because one side has more insider information than the other. If Musk lied about funding being secured, then it’s more like a rigged slot machine. That’s the basis of the lawsuit.

This should be obvious, but:

Duck.com does not redirect “directly to Google search.” It goes to a page giving notice that Google acquired On2 technologies, which was previously the Duck Corporation and owned the domain duck.com. It has links to ducks.com (Bass Pro Shop), duckduckgo.com, and a wikipedia article on Ducks. It isn’t possible to get

There is almost certainly no safety risk involved with cell phones on airplanes. The fact that we use a variety of radio devices - in-flight WiFi, for example - should prove that airlines are not really concerned about this. 

It’s just another category of the game. There’s also “scriptless” runs.

They’re really not. It’s just not even close. Even if you didn’t like TLJ, it’s still watchable. The prequels feature horrific dialogue, a plodding plot, and wooden characters. Most people probably can’t even remember a single notable scene in Attack of the Clones that isn’t embarrassing for everyone involved.

Liking or defending the prequels is about as close to a wrong opinion as you can possibly get.

energy efficiency. you could wash your dishes and cook your dinner at the same time.

No one is saying “feed them nothing but Kobe beef” here, but I think it’s pretty reasonable for human beings to be fed food intended to be consumed by other human beings. Seems like the bare minimum.

What’s the point of a ribeye if it’s grass-fed? The entire reason to eat it is the fat content, which grass-finished beef can’t match vs. grain-finished.

I don’t think Tesla is lying, but to hit this number they had to suspend production on all their (higher margin) cars. They gamed the system for a single week, unsustainable number. Again.

The video is pretty clearly not what a human driver would see in an unobstructed road. She’s very close to a street light. If visibility was really that bad, I’d hope you wouldn’t be driving that fast.

Uber’s system utilizes LIDAR. It doesn’t make sense that it could not detect the pedestrian on the side of the road, even if they came from the shadows. The fact that it didn’t brake or attempt to avoid the impact is really strange, and shouldn’t happen. Even if the collision was unavoidable, I don’t think reflexively

The twist is that these aren’t movies you can actually watch on DVD or streaming. They’re weird VHS movies that never made the jump - the same kind Alamo shows in their Video Vortex series.

Well first, this was actually two years *prior* to The Fappening. But anyway, while I agree that posting the sex tape was not exactly Gawker’s finest moment, there was essentially zero justification for the jury awarding $130 million to the Hulkster. That is not a sane amount by any means.

Twitter rewards snarky humor. That is what people will favorite, RT, and reply to. Wendy’s social media team is just playing to what the people want.

No? Remember SMB 1 minus world and the broken piranha plant hitboxes? The Out of Bounds glitches in Metroid? The constant slowdowns and bugs in SMB 3? Missingno and the thousand other glitches in Pokemon?

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Derren Brown is just fine with making shit up, thanks.