Yeah, the story you didn’t write. 

I have no compassion for *anyone* who tries to make themselves feel better by tearing others down.

Deadspin editors would never mock a 4-year-old!

My thoughts exactly

How is it not a noun?

It’s just you

The first four batters hit in the first inning? Great headline!

There is no first base umpire, genius.

“That’s U3's call.”

He could have convinced the base umpire to ask the home plate umpire for help (the plate ump had a better view of the play).

an unthinkable notion given that it’s not as if Seattle’s has an obviously better option waiting in the wings

I envy your naivete.

Others argued that the grammatically impaired Grand Dragon has repeatedly proven himself to be a racist, therefore everything he does is racist.

Mueller looks every bit of 74. Don’t be delusional. 

LOL at dropping “36 wins” like that’s bad during a shortened season. Delusional Carmelo fan.

Dino Ciccarelli, Marty McSorley, and Todd Bertuzzi were all prosecuted for assault on a hockey rink during a game.

The baseball prevents the scoring. On a deep fly ball to left field, you want to see the runner on the third base tagging up. Most people want to see if the ball is a home run, if it’s caught, or if it’s somewhere in between.

You don’t need to see the runner in real time (even though you saw him at first, third, and home). Anybody with a brain knows that, once the ball stays in play, he will be running to third.

The camera followed the ball the whole time. One it stays in play in right field, you know there’s gonna be a play at third. Then the camera followed the ball into the stands. There’s no issue there with the TV director. It would’ve been worse had they simply followed Hernandez running the whole time.

No, you can’t compare a lefty pitcher fielding a bunt to, say, a routine flyout to center field. It’s much less than 99%