Hey, keep your laughs to yourself! We lost good, hardworking people during the Great Fucks Famine. Good... (tear wells in eye) good people.

You are absultely right I am pretty sure that story wins like fucking EVERYTHING. Oh I just WISH there was a video of that guy dancing in the parking lot

one shitton is 1000 assloads, don’t you even know units

Even if the story turns out not to be true, nothin’ but love for this phrase.