How could anyone vote for Trump.

This is fucking brilliant.

Covfefe’s Law.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

You want to jazz up the All-Star game:

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

Every day I’m reminded what a tragedy it is we lost Troy McClure.

Not sure where this falls on the list but the worst experience I ever was:

My aunt threw away my starter.

Have you ever thrown up a leafy green, like lettuce? It sticks to your throat and roof of your mouth like gross vegetable skin.