Congrats! My only advice is don’t get a big head, don’t ever rock the boat and for the love of god don’t ever quit. I got my dream job about two weeks out of graduation, but it was never enough. I wasn’t challenged and I wanted more money. After several great jobs and 2 years in San Francisco I’m broke and probably…

At least now we know he spends all his money on season tickets. how fucking old is that camera? heard of smartphones? They shoot 1080p and they’re even anamorphic.

I’m so sick of people with nothing but time on their hands. Either that or they’re an overachiever, two super unattractive traits IMO

looks like my left nut

i aughta punch you in the dick pizza pie.

to be fair SF is the most expensive city to do ANYTHING in. However, you do get to save a ton of money on plastic poop bags because you can just let your dog take a shit next to the other piles of human / dog shit.

all new way to whore yourself.

millennials are also pathological liars, and pretty forgetful. I’d say these figures are probably skewed to hell and back.

This is so true. I’ve been a dick all my life and all it got me was a high paying job in San Francisco. OH WAIT

I gotta get a new PC rig. I’ve been playing V on my PS4 like a loser.

I wonder what that part of the world would do if Twitter suddenly tanked. Prob wouldn’t make a diff, but still.

wait. what?

wait, what? I’m 35 you fucking moron. I also make 95 grand a year. what do you do? jack off online all day?

She should have just shot him

I used to be a PC gamer. I was really into it, even built my own machines, but now I’m mostly plug and play console. I wish someone would greenlight console mods instead of all this DLC shit. I know all these turbo rich game studios need to make more money - while keeping wages static - so that the CEOs can wear…

When it comes to any situtaion in professional football (or any level of football for that matter) just think “What would a uber rich, completely out of touch, weekly hospital checkup, old ass white man do about this situation?”

I know this shit is bad for you, but can you imagine if there was some sort of apocalypse? These burgers stay edible after 6 months of non refrigeration. If there was a zombie uprising and they somehow cured it the golden arches would probably win the nobel peace prize for sustaining humanity in a time of monumental…

somebody tell this goddamn fish to take his hat off. it looks like a wig.

Exactly. Especially after you beat the main storyline. The cops go completely up your ass - literally. Which causes most cars to spin out - and given that it takes anywhere from 1 to 3 hours to get a car moving again (weather it be too slow to accelerate or so fast that the torque keeps you sitting and spinning) they…

I work in TV and I’ve also read up on all the “behind the scenes” bullshit. I guarantee you there isn’t a single thing this girl does that isn’t 100% doctored for the press, so go ahead and believe whatever the fuck they want you to.