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New York's hottest club is Garbage Alley. This place has everything: bummers, little sores, and Steve Hickeys, where you can sit by in gleeful judgment while eight gay guys take a dump on your bed.

OMFG, that was painful to watch. He really is putting a lot of meaning on something that old ladies use to decorate their garden or a cemetery plot.

This isn't based upon a "Christmas Ornament" but a riff on artist-friend Jeff Koons Gazing Ball.

Lil Kim seems to have gotten a pass, for some inexplicable reason. Some people do, I wish I could figure out what makes certain things OK from some and not from others. Jenny McCarthy (rightfully, in my opinion) gets crap all the time around here for being anti-vaccination, but Alicia Silverstone gets a pass because…

Oh come on Jezebel this article is bullshit, what she did was fucking offensive and racist, yet you ignored that.

I was bring ironic.

Please proofread! You have 2 substantial typos that make this piece almost unreadable. Which is ironic when you are publishing an article about lazyness . . .

Just need to chime in and say that I played the game on the PS3, encountered no game crippling bugs and only a (very) few moments of stuttering graphics. Otherwise, the game played as advertised and I highly recommend it to any South Park and RPG fans.

I think it's funny that your graphic has Benjamin Franklin on it as an example of wholesomeness. Excellent history fail, 10/10.

Totally relevant, insightful and intelligent reply. I can really see your knowledge on this topic shining through, and especially admire your use of paragraphs and the way you cited your sources. 10000/10, printing out and will read to grandchildren.

Wait, did I just read the phrase "the celebrity industrial complex" on Jezebel?

That's understandable. I feel better now.

THANK YOU, but I have to add...and small and black...don't wear that one either; it's significant for some regions of south Asia.

For your reading pleasure: http://jezebel.com/5959698/a-much…

Marine Todd to the rescue!

Pretty sure Space Paranoids looks like this:

As far as I can tell, he only commented once on here. He won't be able to comment on Kitchenette again, and if he creates another account to do so, I'll ban that, too. I take time to prune my comment sections (including dismissing the people accusing the above stories of being ableist, because that's the new word we…

Oh I'm sure he is perfectly lovely. And I am kind of a bitch, so there you go.