Lauryn Hill... Lauryn fucking Hill... the woman who refuses to play in San Francisco because of “All the white people” was asked to preform, FOR FREE, during the Whiter-Than-The-Ghost-Of-Tilda-Swinton Half Time show...

FIRST OF ALL. IT’S NOT SISTER ACT IF:
1) There is no Whoopi
2) It’s not filmed in / set in San Francisco
3) There is no Maggie Smith
4) There is no Kathy Najimi
5)There is no quiet Red headed nun
6)Lauren Hill doesn’t get some kinda shout-out

Theses are the rules, they are irrefutable

Yes, and?

Rice Vinegar should never be used alone on sushi rice. The reason there’s pre-made SEASONED Rice Vinegar is because you’re supposed to use that on sushi rice to season it properly.

But you know... what would I know... I lived in Japan for 3 years.

But let’s not take my word on it? Lets google for 2 seconds and…

Rice vinegar is a mixture of salt. sugar. and vinegar.

THATS WHY IT WAS UNAVAILABLE!

togarashi? YES PLEASE. Ginger shoyu? Yes please.
You can always tell a good sushi place by how well the rice has been cooked and seasoned with vinegar, salt and sugar.

#AuntSusan rides again. It’s like she’s daring people to oust her.

OH HONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. It’s Moncler X Pierpaolo Piccioli (of Valentino).

Uniqlo didn’t invent the puffer. Every queer boy knows that.

BINGO.

OMG what if she’s Michael’s Good Place counterpart... and they have to work together to fix the afterlife... which then turns into a giant bar where they both work until she leaves.

WHAT ARE RACIST WHITE WOMEN GOING TO READ NOW???????

Wyppo like to police anything darker than taupe.

How do you not Have Latrice MOTHAFUCKING Royale on this list.

I will support a fund to pay for the legal fees for any man that comes forward with a story of Beverly Lindsay being a fetid creep towards him.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT LIVING SINGLE INSTEAD?

Oh, honey. No.

Shrimp tails just like shrimp heads are delicious.

See, when you cook the exoskeleton, which is made up mostly of a substance called Chitin, it cooks up and becomes pretty brittle. Frying is the best.

You can then consume the tail or head, or well.... the whole thing, without any issue.

Girl... fried shrimp heads. Like the truffle potato chips of the sea.

You do know you can eat the tail. It’s actually very good for your hair and nails.

So he was sentenced like a young white male.... got it.