I'm calling shenanigans. SHE DIDN'T MELT.

As Squirrel Girl has taught us TIME and again... never underestimate your opponent.

Yes... I suppose this is part of Nintendo's Family Friendly Values.

When do we finally get to label them a cult?

They can.. but they don't want to touch the stuff in case they catch "Teh GAY" from it. The reasoning behind this is ridiculous and seeded in the idea that gay people are inherently sick and dirty.

UH... or maybe it's a hint that Downton Abby is actually a really slowly unfolding time travel story.

I support this Dogs V kids Hungergames scenario. Will it be pay per view?

For your next article I suggest we compare and contrast fish sticks to uranium rods!

So in the future everything will be handled through reality television?

Under his logic - he turned his wife gay... How can someone who turned someone else gay be the leader of a group that espouses the opposite.

This one is pretty amazing too... unfortunately it was a Japanese exclusive.

It's the BEST. I have mine. The little specks of gold in the black are just... oh it's just something you want to hand down to your kids.

NP - comment removed, and no apologies needed at all. I was pissed and hyperbolic when I wrote my original comment. I've been a commenter on here for 6 years+ and I love Jez.

I'm not sure of how the site structure works (if you are all in one large room or if it's like a group in different locations or what. But my…

Huffpo did it - didn't stop anything.

And then you have some guy on YOUR OWN NETWORK posting this garbage. Please don't complain about trolls when your company employs one.

THANK YOU. The "pending / Star" system worked so well for so many years - it's still a mystery why you all decided to dump it.

OMG I forgot about awakenings.

I wanted to post this one, but the other one was much more touching.

This is a terribly underrated movie. It was so visually appealing and the story was super cute. I think people didn't respond to how absurd it was.

Dylan may not be that into you, but that Putz jumped off a building for you!

Fuck this article, I'm starting a thread