First off, you don't know me or who I am. For all I know you aren't a brown guy either. Just some schmuck who's trying to claim "brown" to not come off as racist.

As another brown guy, you need to get your eyes checked.

OH because all brown people look alike.

Eric is just a blander, older version of Aladdin!

Prince ERIC? He was soooooo bland.

Aladdin, that was my moment... also that would explain my love of harem pants and Fezs.

What's disingenuous is to write an anthem, claim it's gay, and then cash in. What Macklemore did was "Blindside" the issue. Just like Sandra Bullock's character he saw an oppressed group chilling in the rain, holding garbage bag and said... "well hell, let me use some of my privilege to fix this shit up as best I…

That looks AMAZING.

We had someone selling these things (the official versions) at a major food festival in San Francisco a week back. The line to get them was more than 45 minutes long. I actually saw a woman who had showed up with a small travel chair, snacks, water, and a kindle because she knew she was going to wait....

French Hem Fixes All.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

W/E as Gawker reported a few weeks ago the old people they service are dying off in droves. When their queen Roger finally get taken back by the troll people it will all be over.

EDIT: Too early to understand sarcasm.

It begins.

Wait... is this vintage gay porn Peter North... or current straight porn Peter North? It's the same dude... but I know which one I would be more interested in.

You know that's probably the point.

I choose not to.