Do you still have any friend space open?

Oh... like pokemon fire red and leaf green? Or like Black and White 2?

Someone ask for a Pokemon withs words for arms?

yeah.... because rocks

It is absolutely irresponsable, and detrimental to your credit score, to not have at least a checking account with a financial institution.

"I'M AT A LUMPING BEYONCE CONCERT"

Im going to laugh so hard when we find out that this is really Tucker Max trolling everyone.

The wedding happened in January, and I am still shocked - in a good way.

I was at a wedding in Australia, at one of the oldest Catholic churches. The Priest was old, and is going to be retiring soon. My cousin's husband is Sihk and they had to get a special letter to have the wedding in the church. I assumed we were in for a real doozy of a speech.

Honest question from a gay dude - since when has calling someone 'QUEEN' been a slur?

So.... Magic Mike Queen Of The Desert it is!

My favorite Chet tweet to date is

Weird... i guess it was Alameda & SF county only. They discontinued the practice as we were only taught it in grammar school, they didn't even bother to teach us after a 6 month course on it in the 3rd grade.

Private or public?

They stopped teaching Cursive in school around 1988 / 1990 here in California.

The same reason my fat ass thinks about cake all day.

Only Favor Flav would make me side with Joe Francis.... I now feel so, so dirty.

I like you. Lets be friends.

WHO PUTS COMPOSTABLE ITEMS INTO THE RECYCLE BIN ANY WAY.