I thought it was my wife…

Unfortunately my daily commute is 747 miles. This just wont work. EVs are useless. 

I’ve been riding and racing for 20 years and have seen experienced cyclists who ride over 10,000 miles a year fall over in that same manner. I think it is great that a man in his 70's is out there getting some exercise instead of sucking down Diet Cokes and lying about his weight while trying to end democracy.

The recall affects 50 thousand vehicles built over negative 3 days?? Somebody call the time police!

Not true! Water tastes much better.

While the idea of providing free gas/diesel is ridiculous, the idea that we should use public funds to provide free BEV charging is pretty unfair. Let’s be real, the only people buying BEVs right now are relatively rich people who have a couple other ICE vehicles back home.

Could set a good precedent. Next up, free beer required by water fountains. 

For some reason I’ve never had to worry about how long liquor lasts after opening the bottle.

As a native of western NC, I can assure you the roads here suck. No need to come here. Nope. None whatsoever.

“Play stupid games...” Get a large out of court settlement?

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

So uh... what did you get for it? Pretty critical thing to omit. 

i’m here to bring the weird

Congratulations! Does it still have that new-job smell?

Congrats! I felt very similarly when I joined Jalopnik back in December 

It’s one letter, fuck off.

And for the record, I am the only one on after 5 PM. I research, write, edit, and publish every night. My dog jumped the fence while this was going live, so I got distracted and missed it. You knew what it meant. You didn’t have to be a dick about it. 

The Pentastar V-6 is still around? Ford’s Vulcan says hi.

Artificial reef is a good option

What shape is this person who struggles to get into a Charger and then can’t reach the controls? I’m imagining a real-life SpongeBob SquarePants.

So how can a company named “Charge Cars” not come out with an electrified 2nd gen Dodge Charger?