Wish I got a $9000 bonus for sitting on my ass doing nothing.

So they’re going to hold their race in a stadium parking lot?

Anyone else find the act of fixing cars literally addictive? I had an “interesting” youth full of drugs and whatnot, but when I replaced the worn out carburetor on my FJ45, and the engine fired up first turn, it was literally the best high I have ever had. Even routine maintenance gives me a little tickle, and if I…

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

The who “I drive an SUV so I can sit up high and see better” thing is bullshit these days anyway; all you do is look at the tailgate of somebody’s F-150 from a different angle.

“But I like to sit up high!”

Ahh yes, why should parents have any sort of compassion or rational thought for their offspring? Why, they should be thankful we even feed the fuckers let alone take them places. Horrible Bastards...

Exactly, so get an ‘85 Mercury Capri instead.

Good ole Harley, missing the mark by overpricing and under delivering.

America Spared From Terrifying Silverado Onslaught By UAW Heroes

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Abby’s database is really just a link to jalopnik.

Well, it was certainly close.....

i’ve been trying to convince people of this for a long time

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

I mean sure - if you count Grosjean punting Russell into the wall as a mechanical problem...

So a normal Michigan winter for a Bummer.

ME: “I’m just going to pop over to Jalopnik and read the headlines, then get some work done.”

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Damn. I guess I’ll keep waiting for the Aerostar version.