As an Engineer working for 20 years in the market place, every one is a ******* engineer these days. HR loves to tack Engineer on the end of crappy job titles to get interest.

I need someone else to make decisions for me.

That looks affordable. The car isn’t too expensive either I bet.

I feel like this is when I want credit for cleaning the whole house after I merely plugged in the vacuum.

“We have our factory!”

I’ll see your ‘moron’ and raise you a cunt. Pruitt is a cunt.

HAHA, I sure rustled some jimmies with that one!

The good news is, they won’t be there for long after hatching. They’ll die from tetanus pretty quickly

Fast forward a month...

He gave us the Hellcat. That’s all the world needs to know about Sergio Marchionne.

“up my ass”

It’ll be a short Expedition.

I just came here to like every comment that references the use of a parking brake.

Keep clicking on the posts you don’t like. That’ll show ‘em.

Just think.............of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

Uh. You get you can replace them without run flats, right?

Why would you go with that artist’s rendition, instead of an actual Fusion (well Mondeo) wagon:

You sure it wasn’t the MILF that hopped out with an alluring bounce that started your dirty thoughts toward said Highlander?

Stick your ass out and hope oncoming traffic doesn’t take you for a ride?