A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

Most of the 6+speed transmissioned vehicles I’ve driven could all do without the extra gears.

The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”

God dammit I just choked on my drink...

But he probably won’t want it - it’s not rusty enough.

“a bunch of little cosmetic things,” AKA “shit I can safely ignore forever.”

It really sucks.

TOM! STOP IT!

Well, hold on. There’s other reasonable solutions.

“Why are they doing this testing with a rust free car?” - Michigan Craigslist user

Dont have to avoid the internet but visiting a motoring/Motorsports website that has multiple posts a week about the specific formula that you don’t want to know the results to seems like a poor judgement. I avoid my Google now feed for just that reason till I watch the race.

Sounds like an exciting race. Too bad I already know the result...

Oh, good. Volkswagens are going to be made with even cheaper components and by more rushed labor.

Neutral: I’m just hear to see all the people that say the way for the future for VW is to emphasize low volume, niche cars rather than higher margin crossovers and SUV’s.

How can there be 10 years of dust on a 2 year old car....

Roll over the foot that drives you, that’s the expression right?

About fucking time you stopped being such a loser.

“Lying” implies intention, which I highly doubt there was any. Being misinformed and relaying misinformed content is not lying, it’s just being wrong, and there’s no shame in being wrong as long as you are willing to learn and correct your mistakes.

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

Pretty simple: so they can fire all the drivers and keep that cash to themselves.