As long as they can get their garage door shut, the rest takes care of itself.

I think my ex had one of those BMW shifters in her nightstand for some reason...

He’s obviously a track Brat...

Damn that’s Imprezzive

Brotruck dudebros aren’t usually witty enough to write an ad like that. They’d just write two incomplete sentences about the mileage and then go back to bonging natty, or whatever other unholy things they do when they’re not rolling coal.

Wtf Honda. You’re not even good at being Honda anymore.

Well, here’s two more! Or five, technically.

There was so much going on in those last 15 minutes! The 3 and 4 Corvettes trading passes right after each other was incredible!

I know what I'm doing.

Can no one see the sharpie I’m using on my screen?

99% of all racecar engineering is designing things in a way that the rulebook hasn’t yet explicitly prohibited.

Half credit. False, but you gave the wrong answer. The right answer is this;

Why do we put stickers on our beaters? Because they don’t mean anything to us, we like the stickers, they make the car more ours. Rich guys don’t buy supercars so that we peasants can look and lust, they buy them so they can be seen in them, to show off how much money they have and you don’t.

No skin off my teeth if…

They will mess with Texas.

For a second there, I thought this could be about my “Rodents Will Eat Your Honda” story from yesterday. Damn.

Reverse: Shelby!

Hickory, dickory, dock.