FYI this is a literal pink fingerprint and in no way an abstraction of "The Pinkprint" - and holy fuck I cannot wait for this album to drop from orbit into my ear canal. Unf.

To diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee

Wow, I really didn't understand the full implications of endometriosis. Thank you for sharing, colorisnteverything.

I can't even shower today, because it is apparent to me that evil will get me from behind the curtain if I'm fool enough to try.

Yayyy I love you Jez for posting more!

Good for you, re: ablation. I dunno if there's medical reasons for it 'not being for everybody' or something, but I wish my mum had opted for this over hysterectomy - without hormone therapy, I might add, which triggered massive depression and now Valium abuse for life! :(((((

Holy shit that is evil.

Someone else upthread said that too. Why is that? Theories?

6-8 times A DAY?

My ass is too round and profound to get anywhere near the clean coverage I need when the buns are on the seat.

I love you for life. I know now, I belong to the human race. Seriously. Thank you.

I (before The Cup) took that 'pon out before the pooping. No way poop water is touching that string and staying in me.

I do! But, further details here, that means my blood flow is such that collecting it on a cotton slab in my panties is also unacceptable.

Genuine personal question sans snark: (How) do you have penetrative sex?

Can't stop, won't stop.

That's awesome that you and your non-corporeal guest could cohabitate in his old home!

So many of these stories end up having to banish one side or the other from the dwelling.

It's the biggest roller coaster online - why do we EVER scare ourselves on purpose!?!?!

ME TOO I JUST DID IT A MINUTE AGO AND AM COMPELLED TO LOOK AGAIN NOW

Your note about standing up to the spirit and vocally banishing them is something I wanted to tell every haunted story in the contest.

Great. We're harassed even from the ether.