“What’s the deal with the ‘Prevent’ defense? You’re obviously not preventing anything with that formation. Nothing has ever been prevented by the ‘Prevent’ defense. It should be called the ‘Why Don’t You Guys Take As Much Time And Space As You Need, And We’ll Do The Best We Can To Adapt’ defense.”

Why was Seinfeld at the game?

I’m impressed Rodgers was able to get that much distance on the throw, while simultaneously keeping that hula hoop in the air.

“Our river never caught fire.” — Detroit

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

So did Peyton Manning.

So are we gonna give Olivia Munn credit for this or what?

I dressed up for this?!

Show the “penalty”. The thumb literally gently caressing Aaron Rodgers’s facemask.