It’s pretty hard to turn your hands over with nails stuck in them.

KFC and cologne : (

New York could use a second team

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

Here’s a thought. If your catcher, who appeared in the 6th most games at catcher in 2017, appeared worn out to the point that he was unplayable at the end of last season, then maybe it was a poor idea to have him appear in TWENTY more games (1st in majors) this year?

How do you make candy corn worse?

i don’t really understand this argument. past production doesn’t matter (except when it does, maybe for three years?). current production doesn’t matter (at least in the season being played, but definitely on opening day, i think?). only future projections matter?