no. and that’s not a pro dairy stance, that’s an “almonds take a fuck ton of water to grow” stance. who the fuck, besides a baby, needs milk anyway?

i don’t really understand this argument. past production doesn’t matter (except when it does, maybe for three years?). current production doesn’t matter (at least in the season being played, but definitely on opening day, i think?). only future projections matter?

i was in that pita pit once and when asked “what do you want on your pita?” my drunk friend was just thinking out loud and said, “man, i want to get everything...” and the dude behind the counter immediately pointed at him aggressively and yelled, “if you do that i’ll slap you across the face!” that pita pit is…

that is such a fucking disservice to marzipan.

it is pretty ridiculous to ask our lawmakers to make laws.

all bars that aren’t sports bars should have kombucha and no televisions.

oh, thank god.

a joke from one of our finest comedic minds.

God damn it.

a cousin fucking mr. peanut impersonator? why not.

the funniest part is that kaminsky is a charlotte hornet.