Where is her book? Why isn’t she reading? I thought we discussed this.

I wouldn’t say I wake up thinking about it, but I definitely wake up thinking about it

There must be a board in the office where everyone tries to out do each other with Trump descriptions. Move that one to the top please!

Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels

I volunteered on a sexual assault hotline for a few years, and you’d be surprised how common stories these are... I frequently talked to women maybe twice my age who had a devastating experience in their teens that turned into drug addiction, depression, and everything in between for years after. And the degree to…

Did she also forget her skirt? It looks like she is wearing yoga capris. Or did she not think that she would be shot from the waist down?

I thought she was supposed to be sooooo modest

“It’s rather convenient when a studio decides to put money behind a period piece like Suffragette, because it is much easier to pretend like people of color weren’t around in 1880 than in say, 1970.” damn, if I ever learned anything from Shade Court, this is some well-played shade

As Viola Davis perfectly explained during her Emmy acceptance speech: “The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity. You cannot win an Emmy for roles that are simply not there.”

(or hairstylist).

My one thing here is that I love Brie Larson and am ecstatic that THR thinks she’s on par with the women in this shot, but I also did not recognize her. Furthermore, blonde is a recessive gene approximating 2% of people in the world, and yet 75% of this picture. Horrible.

Not to mention, they’re almost all a shade of blonde. They don’t even have diversity of hair color.

I respect all of the women on this cover, but if I were any of them I would be so embarrassed by this cover.

Or on the flipside “I’m pretty high on meth right now, but I’d better use at least two different types of birth control before we get to the sex, otherwise I might get pregnant and put myself at risk of violating state laws...”

Yes, because hard-core meth addicts are totally capable of rational thought processes along the lines of, “I’d like to do some meth but I’m pregnant and might go to jail over it.”

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