Well it starts when your period is latte...

I think being famous is one of those things that you don’t understand how it really feels until it happens to you. It seems totally normal to find out that it isn’t as great as you thought it would be.

And it sounds like dating as a famous woman SUCKS.

i want to see the google doc of all of these.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

Exactly. We’re all human, sharing the same human experience. We just happen to be in different circumstances during the experience.

Trump is done like a bun. He’s exhausted and realizes that he can’t keep up this charade any longer. He’s clearly pulling a section-8 here; this is his version of MASH’s Klinger walking around in a dress.

Over on Gawker Brendan O’Conner made a observation about Trump’s recent schedule.

Good Lord why is it that every time conservatives go batshit (Trump, Starbucks cup complaints, etc.) they accuse us of making up an actual thing that happened simply to make them look bad? People, you don’t need our help looking like fools.

Yup. From the WaPo story:

Man, I am SO a fan of this routine of referring to Trump as an increasingly bizarre ruined object- the possibilities are endless!

It’s generally not a smart move to insult the voters of an entire early-primary state.

Sooo someone took the wrong number of stimulant pills, I'm guessing?

There are Trump speech truthers? Hahaha, that is precious.

So it begins..... the implosion is upon us.

I believe his strategy is to be more and more outrageous until he can exit the race saying “apparently people just aren’t ready for someone real to be president”. There is 0% chance he wants to be president...so he needs to be able to go super nova style. I don’t think he ever thought he would get this much support…

Damn. That's cold.

Apart from the perks of being famous (private jets, never having to worry about paying a bill unless you're Lindsay Lohan) I bet being famous sucks. Everything you do is under a microscope, you're in constant fear that one day and it could be the next day, you're suddenly old news and nobody cares about you (Justin…

I had similar incidents with police in the US attempting to report non-rape sexual assaults and some pretty violently threatening street harassment. I’d have to go down to the station and file a report and it would just take hours to do that are you sure you want to go to all that trouble on the off chance we even…