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If you ever decide to key your “friend’s” car, I will vouch for you in court.

I would bet on intensely worded divorce settlements that include non-disclosure clauses.

HAHAHA!!!!!!

It is. I don’t know why she’s saying that the phrase is “smoke coming out of your eyes” since she’s like, gifted and has such a high IQ and all that.

You know when someone starts talking about how they have a high IQ and it has been tested, they’re going to say something really stupid after.

“has this issue every month”

Jen said “he’s basically a French filmmaker at this point. You know, new material every year...this person was married.” What other male comedian is “basically a French filmmaker” besides Louis CK?

Start with Jen Kirkman.

The internet and anonymity is a hell of a drug.

Yeah, in the long run it just isn’t worth it. I’m glad these guys matured out of it. :)

Let’s just put it this way...

we may spell it fibre and neighbour and colour and theatre.

But we don’t spell it Prime Minster.

I don’t know what’s sadder. The typo, or people flapping and squawking around the typo like it’s actually in any way important.

he better not. i am not rushing home for that man to attempt sense and composure.

Yeah-my hope is that the trailer is the first few scenes of the movie and that it will end up being a thriller/mystery where we try to unravel what happened. But I doubt it.

Yeah, I mean, fuck this, an orgasm IS important. Of course, it isn’t a big deal if it doesn’t happen once in a while, but if you’re dealing with this shit on a regular basis it just gets fucking depressing.

“They’re also not a necessary ingredient for having a good time.”

That trailer is giving off some pretty strong murder-suicide vibes, though I’d be surprised if that actually happens. Looks horrible and I will probably watch it on Netflix one day with several bottles of wine.

Looks like good Oscar bait. The Academy loves suicide and addiction. I will see when I’m already depressed.

Of course there is a Comic Sans one.

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!