Yeah, that’s why I’ll never be invited to the Oscars.

Award shows in general make me uncomfortable, what with all the patting themselves on the back. They don’t have to apologize, but as participants, maybe they should be more willing to hear criticism, and use their voices to bring attention to it? I don’t know what the solution is. I just don’t like watching people…

The amount of smarm in that room made me feel physically distressed.

you wouldn’t be the first.

If you go into it knowing it’s going to be just as cloying, and corny as the original, you won’t be disappointed. But I’d recommend getting stoned first, just to be safe.

New rule: Americans are only allowed to claim they are Canadian while abroad if they receive a large tattoo of a beaver on a very easily displayed part of their body.

Thanks for reminding me why I don’t go to Deadspin (or read Kotaku, all that much).

This panda and I have some business to attend to.

Especially when there are women who have come forward. It’s like their word means nothing until it’s somehow validated, however helpfully, by the words of someone else, long after the fact - and usually long after the statute of limitations is up.

My reactions throughout the process of reading the headline, and then subsequent tidbit:

Hang Time! Hangin’ together, me and my friends at Hang Time! We’re kindred souls.

I watch really crap 90's shows when I’m stoned, and Saved by the Bell is almost too crappy to be the good sort of crappy, you know? So instead I listen to the podcast done by the same guy who did those hatefully delicious Full House Reviewed recaps, with a few of his friends (I believe).

That ad is in bad taste, and shows zero respect for the women who legitimately accused him, and maybe some women who haven’t come forward. Not only that, it reminds me that Roethlisberger still exists.

OPTION E: Redheads do sign up for The Bachelor, but keep dying in freak accidents before they arrive because did you know that 94 percent of redheads perish in freak accidents?

Britney has always been near the top of the list of the lady celebrities I would enjoy getting stoned with. She’s already so laid back, and goofy - and I know for sure that girl knows her way around a bag of Funions.

I’d like to bet it all, Alex.

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some of the horrible shit she has said DOES NOT justify her being abused. the comments on this article are fucking disturbing.