Having to "give peace" to the clammy handed creepo that specifically seeks me out during peace. #RupertsFault

Why is anything ever Not hosted by these two?

I knew my dealer looked different. And that my pot tasted weirdly like gruyère.

Wasting time, your tax dollars, and your last nerve - The American Congress.

"Somebody had fun greasing her!" My favorite.

And that hat!! Is she also wearing turquoise velvet? We're going shopping with her tomorrow.

Oh damn, you're right. Commissary is going to make her its bitch.

I've always felt like there's something especially childlike about Teresa. She seems like she would be content with just dressing her daughters up as dolls all day long, making cookies, and every once and a while stopping to reapply her lip gloss. None of which are especially bad things - just that they remind me of…

This should certainly help curb a lot of peoples fears about visiting the dentist...

Ask, and ye shall receive.

If we're throwing down anti-divas, might I add Marcia Cross' first go at the trope - Dr. Kimberly "I've Got A Bomb" Shaw. That crazy-ass broad shook up Melrose Place like an LA earthquake.

I'll just leave this here.

Been there, my friend. Been there.

Seriously, some of these make my "worst" NYE look tame and weak in comparison. Kudos to these Jezzies.

watching her literally reach out for support is what breaks me. such a strong woman. so so strong.

This video is a really nice palette refresher - thank you.

Feels like he's trolling in this picture.

Oh, thank God. Aerobic fitness beats speed-walking any day. (Sorry, watched "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" for the first time last night. Still reeling).

Nor do I, we're in agreement on that.