I really hope her major wasn't English Lit.

Yes, because women are the only people who deal with recovery from assault, hence trigger warnings. You're an asshole.

Another great name for a delicious trio of drinks.

I've only met a couple men who would do the George Thorogood trifecta with me for reals, and even then, the idea was a novel one for them. I think the majority of men just wish they liked the stuff so they could say they drink it.

"The graphic picture is originally from a German-language amateur porn and shock site." If you google image search it (yay, my history needed a good clearing), it can be sourced to a website named Dumme ExFreundin ("Stupid Ex-Girlfriend").

This would all be null and void if McDonald's would just extend their breakfast hours. Yo quiero hashbrowns after 11 am.

I like a little stubble. Helps keep my socks up.

Anyone remeber that Michelle Pfeiffer movie where she finds her abducted son, and he asks for a glass of milk during pizza dinner, and her non-abducted sons all make fun of him? Why are all my memories based on bad movies I saw as a child?

I'm more of an Eric fan myself. I like how crazy they let his character get in the later seasons. One need look no farther than "Plays with Squirrels":

Burner-account-coward says what now? Trolling Jezebel - what a hero.

Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty, bring me reefer when I want to get high.

This is how I wish I could wake up in the morning - huge smile, dancing in my jimmi-jams.

My entire existence finally has validation! *frolics through a meadow*

For all the guys who think it's helpful to add "personally, I like small boobs" to this discussion: this is an interesting counterpoint to that tired response. Also:

Once while working at a wing joint/pub I had a customer challenge me about his bill... because it was too low. I explained I had given him a can of soda because our streams were low (still in a glass, with ice, like any other soda I would sell), which made the bill come out to a couple bucks lower than I guess he…