I'm in love with you and your comment. Marry me? I look average when I wake up!!!

I think it's working, girl.

Peacock blue! Thank you!

No thank you, but I will take a pair of the Melisa booties. Such a gorgeous shade of blue, I can't put my finger on it.

Primewire.ag

Fair enough, I didn't mean to offend people with an off-hand remark.

Well, we can't all be Merry-fucking-Sunshine, now can we?

I apologize for not having sympathy for celebrities. That clearly makes me a bad person. Glad you guys can pick up my slack.

The girl is tabloid fodder, as far as I'm concerned. I don't know her personally, and unless you do, I don't know why you'd take a snarky comment about her so seriously.

Are you two besties? I'm sorry, I thought Dirt Bag was the spot for making fun of celebrities. Mental illness is important - defending Amanda Bynes as a means of helping the cause? Pfft. Get over yourself.

Haven't heard much about Ms. Bynes until she hopped on the train to crazytown, and almost set a dog on fire. Hope she's doing well... although Dirt Bag just doesn't feel the same without her.

Fairly sure there's a significant difference between sharing a shower, and saving some water, and what these two are doing. You guys are cute and thrifty - these people are sharing plaque.

Just in time for Halloween: Fleshlight presents "Freaks!" Including such lovely selections as "Drac", Zombie, Cyborg, or Alien. You don't have to thank me.

Definitely just cleared my tablet, for fear one of my co-workers will click through it tomorrow. It can be our little (hah) secret.

For the uninitiated Jezzies out there: Bad Dragon

Redated for posting twice, sorry.

This comes up in basically every comment section here, yet they refuse to approach it. It's pretty pathetic (their resistance to owning up to it, and changing, not the discussion itself).

He was such a good sport about it, but yeah, you could tell the man was giving all he had at that point, and it's not a fair fight with a group full of young people with previous dance experience (Glee girl Amber, High School Musical Corbin, etc).

Champagne? That would be pretty with pale-pale skin, I think.