You know Christians don't.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Stupid sexy apes need the most attention.

Racist snowflake needs safe space…Film at Eleven

"How was I supposed to know alt-right meant white supremacists!"

Those Germans have a word for everything.

"They weren't real white supremacists, they were actors hired to make white supremacists look bad!"
—Alex Jones

Mostly because Battle Royale II sucked.

Enjoying one's own work is the hardest part of being an artist. While everyone else sees the art for what it is, the artist sees it for what it isn't.

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A frivolous mind speaking without thinking because you aren't happy with your own life

It's really unfair for someone beat you to making a reference to a creature that debuted in an episode of your husband's TV show.

So when does he announce his presidential campaign?

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Before #kinja finds a reason to deface, destroy or degrade this one, I thought some of you might like to see it one more time…

I never edited it.

We all warned Applebee's not to switch to Kinja but they wouldn't listen.

Two birds, one stone!

I'm pretty sure they probably believe that already.

This is Martin Shkreli's new business venture.

I'm genuinely interested in the statistics for how many go blind because they don't trust those lying scientists and expect God to protect them from going blind.

If we started sacrificing virgins en masse we could clear up the MRA epidemic right quick.