It's never a joke about Lupus. Except when it is.

The whole time I kept wondering where Hugh Laurie was and demanded my money back.

What happens in Tijuana, stays in Tijuana*




*Offer void in Tijuana

No, you have to stay longer.

Somebody has never read Maus.

The puppy contains rabies.

King James translation.

*checks textbook*
Yep, here it is verbatim.

We've just been informed that the kitty is a racist.

Karma has finally come to him for helping to inspire the Neo-Confederacy all these years.

"The old sentencing rules would have gave you 20 years, but the new rules means you will be sentenced to 19 years and 364 days."

I don't remember her in any movies about Santa Claus.

But not too black.

A.V. Club

Yeah, I'm sure the problem is no one is pitching female led projects. /sarcasm

Now say nuclear wessels.

They included a black guy, what more do you people want?

Is there a reason why they're leaking this information? Have they given demands or something or is just a "Step 1: Hack; Step 2: ?; Step 3: Profit" deal?

Infamous means they're more than famous, they're infamous.

Don't you know that pointing out that someone is racist makes you the Real Racist™.