Trump Administration

Congratulations, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama, you've been Clubbed.

This scenario takes place after the transporter malfunction that caused Mirror, Mirror Spock's facial hair to appear on Mirror, Mirror Kirk's face in the fanfic I wrote.

Yeah, we always knew he was an asshole, we just never saw more than the tip of the assberg until now.

It's an old reference to when boxes of porn would fall off the Pornography Train, as that's how they used to transport it in my day. We used to put rocks on the tracks so it would cause a bump and hopefully drop a whole carton of Creamsicle.

Social Justice Warrior. It's supposed to be an insult because social justice is apparently a bad thing. Well, it is bad if you're a straight white male who feels oppressed from being an asshole.

At least it would get the kids to go outside and get some exercise searching the woods for soggy boxes of old Playboys.

Of course he is, they sent the thing out to space in a spiral.

And cue the rape apologists in 1…2…3…

It's the states who are wrong.

The Devil living in your gallbladder could be completely independent from when you eat a bloomin' onion. Occam's Razor, people.

A.V. Club

Don't you worry about chaos, let me worry about blank.

"The White House has always been at chaos."

Sex robots have too much self respect to sex with me.

I'm no Steve Carell.

I'm a 32 year old virgin.

"A.V. Club is a wretched hive of scum and villainy."
- Obi-Wan to Luke, after Luke discovered the Internet.

Jerry didn't take his daughter away. Rick left.