I did kind of forget her name but it would have only took me a moment to Google it.

Longer than you can keep your mom from using the phone and disconnecting you from the internet.

Turns out pizza orders really weren't code for child sex slaves.

Lenny = Black
Carl = White

*Mooch pulls off mask, revealing Putin*
"It was me, America! It was me all along!"

Whoopi would have made it work.

I'm talkin' real baby-back ribs…dripping with sauce…meat falling off the bone!

Into the sun.

They shoot clowns, don't they?

Because, like Stalin before them, NBC unpersoned Conan and purged his material from their websites.

It's important to note that they have multiple seasons a year.

It can be the same thing.

That lady who was refusing to give marriage licenses to homosexuals whose name I can't remember looked pretty dumb . I think her name was Mumbly Joe.

Because it's minutes away from being murdered.

Well, when you put it that way…

I wouldn't call Tomorrow Never Dies low stakes. The plan was to start a major war between two nuclear able countries, if not World War III itself…to sell newspapers.

A.V. Club
It's all cool until you start to think about it

Except those actually exist.
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Especially when you're intentionally shoving them into holes diamonds were not meant to shoved into.

James Bond is harder than diamonds, apparently. Which would explain a lot really…