I didn’t know “bitchen” was the new word for sexual assault.

Well, for numerous reasons.

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

Well, in Tavarish’s defense… he’s an idiot.

Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

But but Doug, my Scion tCB is a limited edition special series 3.2 in Hoodrat neon brown with collectible TRD molded floormats! It must have tripped in value by now.