He wasn’t a baby when The Man Show was on, it premiered when he was 32.

I know this is going to really blow your mind, but Die Hard wasn’t a documentary.

People analyze the actions and rationalizations of characters in fictional entertainment all the time.  

As long as he’s treating his employees right and not abusing anyone, good for him.

But few men have much commentary on vaginas.

So its ok to objectify another human being based only on the desirability of individual body parts as long as its a man?

It makes plenty of sense. The industry of football is different from other industries in that its success is at least partially predicated on competitive equality. If Cold Stone drives Baskin Robbins and Swensen’s out of business, the ice cream industry remains. But if a few dominant sports teams consolidate talent…

It’s called a collective bargaining agreement and they’re pretty common.

She’s advocating for a new outlook on how we want this society to function.

Dude did 6 1/2 years for a sex crime. Pretty sure that just taught him to not get caught. A bullet’s too good for him.

The burgers objected to his unwanted touching...?

I find it interesting that you have a problem with the headline (evoking stereotypes) while yourself making use of the term “wife beater.” 

Because it makes me think his compensation should be a bullet to the back of his head.

The Buckeyes would have shown  better game. 

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

Wait, they don’t? Martina McBride, the Dixie Chicks, Carrie Underwood, Kelsea Ballerini, Shania Twain, LeAnn Rimes, Dolly Fucking Parton?

The government is throwing live babies into fire pits in front of their parents. This isn’t an abstract legal construct creating a second class of citizens. It’s active and open murder and torture. It's genocide.

He thinks he’s so fucking deep.

I enjoy eating Chick-Fil-A, as a black gay man. It’s become too exhausting to boycott certain brands because of hateful attitudes of their owners. If I avoided any and all brands where their owners/founders said hateful things about black people and fought to oppress us, I probably would have to make my own clothes…

You’d better start going through your closet, you’d be surprised how many companies in your life support something or another. 

Or wasting time commenting about him, really