Ha, jokes on you dumbie! I’ve got 2.5 friends which is 3.5 more than you!!!

Issa joke, dumbie wannabe tough guy.

Don’t make me beat you up bro.

OhHhHH nOoOOO tEElllLLLl MeEeeE HooOoOWWw?!?!?!!???

It’s desktop my man, one word. And macros? The fug? Do I look like a computer nerd?!

Lick of sense?! Now who’s talking babble! But I bet you lick a lot of things ;) 

I believe in 3 things.....Freedom, Trump, and the bald f**king eagle.

Actually the computer was at the library so I’d have to go there, so ha, jokes on you dumbie!

Oh it is, like ho and hoe. Like no and noe. I can help teach you baby.

All these sad liberal tears, mmmmm.....tasty :)

Do I seem like the type of guy who uses classic phrases, dumbie? BIIIITCH!

Huked ahn Phonix ya dumbie.

Yo...straight up....cute as hell. 

Can you add more context to what that is?

Bro, making fun of special needs kids? Cold man, cold.

I’M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN IT’S BRIIIAN

Ha, we are smarter.....which is why we keep WINNING!

Don’t call me buddy, pal.

Brah, you do realize the Hulkster took down their lives and so can this bro? Like, boom....mic drops.

Yeah but like....the hand will stop feeding and stuff.