And that’s what makes you a horrible person who couldn’t deal with their decisions. Congrats!!!

You’re right - screw your responsibilities, we can just delete them!

Big Fore....head.

“Why do you think we’re called the Browns?”

You were in the game....left the game. And then pinch hit? 

Oh stop it honey, there are multiple tv stations dedicated to this.....Lifetime is for you.

I typically just go with, “My man!”.

What I’ve heard and believe in....your job as a parent is to prepare your child for the road of life, not to prepare the road for your child.

Oh Bobby you do a nakedcake better than anyone!!

In all honesty that is probably a compliment compared to the other things that could have been said!

Trump is winnnnnning this week!

Sorry man, after this and the travel ban I’m living the dream!!!

.....I think I love you Bobby.

These are two people shitting in each other’s yards and saying “my shit stinks less than your shit!”.

That’s now what the SCOTUS did.

That’s not what the Supreme Court ruled boss.

Cook up that crack Bobby but never get high on your own supply!!!11!!1!

Dang Bobby, back at it again!!!!

Haha man Bobby, I thought Rose was dead so that’s great to hear!!!

Oh man Bobby, stop being a riot!!! I can’t take it anymore!!!!