The Warriors are already planning on drafting him. You know he and Draymond would be kicking it on roadtrips.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

“I wouldn’t shit in one of United Airlines overhead bins.”

I’m too cheap to real drink more than two. And I talk too much. So I guess that saves me.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

Why aren’t you going home to see your mom? #typicalungratefulmillenial