You’re not the only one compadre.

Here, have this upvote instead!

And probably more than a few socks. :D

a bandaged and robed man named Cletus

She steals wifi off of nearby locations and also takes the smart phones of her victims. Using their cell service and camera to upload videos. Eventually she makes her own movie and enters it into Sundance and becomes an indie darling.

I know, right? Where are the Natalie, Tootie and Jo Witch Projects already?

“momma always said, ‘I put your name on your belongings. In case you lose them, the person who finds them will know who to return them to ‘”

I don’t think the Soul Stone is in Wakanda. I think it will be missing until the third act of Avengers 4, after Thanos has collected all of the other Infinity Stones, and the Avengers are scrambling to find the last one before he can. At some point, Tony Stark will freak out, screaming, “If it’s not in Wakanda, where…

It’s a pear.

mermaidlade

Taking the patient out of the bath and into warm water... Get in the water and touch the electric wires... Here, hold this! Here’s some bread!

“I didn’t invite him. I thought you invited him?”

Fibby Spice

You didn’t hear? The whole reason he left his cush White House gig was to go be the 6th Spice Girl. His name is Bushes Spice.

... meaning I’d still like to splash them all over my face?

Of course now they’re all Old Spice

The one having the worst hot flashes

There is no debate.

The only thing worse than new music for a reunion tour is re-imagining the classics. Wait for a 12 minute extended prog-rock interpretation of “two become one” with an 8 minute electric ukulele solo.