No mere mortal can resist the evil of the steak Diane

Somebody should be fired!

She’s too busy filming Hallmark movies.

Ronnie Woo Woo is supposed to be on the next season of Agents of SHIELD.

Mama Mia 2: Baby Got The Diarrhea

No Paul Barman? Maybe he sucks now.

Does anyone know if NIN will package this trilogy into one release? I’m an old man who still buys CDs and I’d rather just buy that.

I remember somebody wrote a Dawes-themed version of Linus’ “I’ll tell you what Christmas is all about” and it was fantastic.

The Catcher Was A Spy Who Slapped Tha Bass

If Kevin Costner isn’t stealing pick-a-nick baskets, count me out.

The Nun 2: Nunya Business

*Looks for credibility between sofa cushions*

Hey! Cut that out! It hurts!

Can we please stop getting outraged over everything?

I don’t know, why aren’t I?

One of those gators better have a chainsaw hand!

The gators were dead the whole time.

Master Gator

Can’t wait to see what horror Arbor Day brings!

I prefer Tony Bennett cracking up in his version.