Bam!

Now he’s only a memory.

Dat azz!

Sick Scenes is pretty dadgum good. (I’m a fanboy too)

And that suit!

Well excuuuuuuuuuse meeee!

It’s a love story between a woman and her invisible jet.

I know! He throws fucking boomerangs!

But it wasn’t Geraldo’s fault!

She’s getting the Joan Collins Special!

Jinkies! There better be some girl on girl action, cause if there isn’t...

Please stop listening to FoxNews radio.

Just because the zombie apocalypse occurred, doesn’t mean you can’t speak in full sentences.

He’s Scrappy Doo!

Well my name is Dustin and I’m here to say, being polite to police is the only way! I said the only way!

I wish it was singer Lou Barlow. He could sing “Brand New Love (For The Darkside)”

You know what they found in Sting’s diaper? Fields of gold. I’ll show myself out.

More like Ryan SqueezeBreast, amirite?

Where did he blow his load?

You suck one dick...