God bless you. I came here to make that joke. *tips hat*

But he still has that frosty mug taste!

I only watch Rockin’ New Year’s Eve programs with Dicks.

Camper’s Pampers!

But what does Skippy think about famous people?

She’s also in one where she spends the week with a burned out chef in France. He probably felt her up too.

That elf groped her and the reindeer sniffed her crotch.

Is this because Tadahito Iguchi retired?

Like anyone is going to believe Harvey Fierstein harassed those broads.

But is there a sexy Ron Paul Halloween costume?

Your mom does have a righteous set of tits!

Donna Karan graduates! Donna Karan graduates! Donna Karan graduates! Donna Karan graduates!

Counterpoint: No.

She died on the way back to her home planet. Oh yeah, I forgot about that whole planet-blowing-up part. Never mind.

And then throw out his back.

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! 

With a Bic and it keeps blowing out from the wind.