But can you play Drug Wars on it?

Toe pick.  

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

He is barely functional as a human being. I’d be remiss to even call him the smartest dolphin.

His interview on Morning local FOX 29 TV several years ago (in Philadelphia) was epic. The anchors were in tears because he was so dumb.

I know it’s never called, but if there was ever a time for rule 5.05(b), a 48 mph lob is it.

How Altidore managed to not put a foot full of cleats into that guy’s face is a mystery. I watched that GIF loop several times and was disappointed every time he didn’t do it.

Sorry, I was vague...I meant after the game. You see bites, etc, you watch video after the game and retroactively give a yellow or red. Other sports do this for fines and even suspensions even if a penalty wasn’t called during the game. Again, if this happens then my complete lack of soccer knowledge is hurting my…

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see 

I raise with a Pelikan Souverän M800

Rumor is that Manning whispered “Your clavicle is weak and dumb,” into McDavid’s ear at some point during the game, which is what set him off.

The Butter Battle Book is the best Dr. Seuss and this is a fact.