But can you play Drug Wars on it?

Toe pick.  

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

You had a lot of kids run out in front of your plane, did you?

I’m pretty sure the only reason for Prop 65 to continue to exist is for slimeball lawyers to profit off of it. The plaintiff in this case is notorious for going after everyone over the labeling in an effort to extort money (they might say they’re a non profit, but I can guarantee you that it’s only because their top…

That all depends on what the bubble is made out of.

Do you want people to ignore all warnings?

He is barely functional as a human being. I’d be remiss to even call him the smartest dolphin.

His interview on Morning local FOX 29 TV several years ago (in Philadelphia) was epic. The anchors were in tears because he was so dumb.

I know it’s never called, but if there was ever a time for rule 5.05(b), a 48 mph lob is it.

How Altidore managed to not put a foot full of cleats into that guy’s face is a mystery. I watched that GIF loop several times and was disappointed every time he didn’t do it.

Sorry, I was vague...I meant after the game. You see bites, etc, you watch video after the game and retroactively give a yellow or red. Other sports do this for fines and even suspensions even if a penalty wasn’t called during the game. Again, if this happens then my complete lack of soccer knowledge is hurting my…

I’ve always wondered why soccer can’t go to the video after the fact and deliver cards for this kind of stuff and diving. To me, it would cut a lot of the bullshit out that refs legitimately might not be able to see 

“He’s not entirely wrong, but talk about passing the buck.”

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

I’ve found that if you microwave a USB stick drive for 5 seconds, it will destroy any viruses. Anything more than 5 seconds and it will melt the plastic. But 5 should do it.

I raise with a Pelikan Souverän M800

500 miles? Maybe 500 more?

The Butter Battle Book is the best Dr. Seuss and this is a fact.