I am a visibly washed-up wreck of a 38-year-old, just an absolute pile of nonthreatening shit wearing shapeless—but breathable!—linen shorts that would be embarrassing if I had any dignity to put at risk. My shirt does not literally have the words “Father Of Two” stamped on it, but that’s only because it would be…

“Find a partner you love as much as Antonio Brown loves that helmet.”

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

Fuck NASCAR and fuck Slayer.

5000??? WTF?

I just take the TP with me, cuz I like to sit and be comfy. Then flush the shame away. Same basic technique,

This is an absurdly myopic argument.

The article itself takes great pains to differentiate NOx emissions from CO2. You are being obtuse so that you can play “devil’s advocate”, but really, you are intentionally obfuscating the issue with bad-faith noise. Liquidwombat saying “we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides” is not, as you…

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

1-1 is the most iconic Mario level. Also I’m not really sure what you’re even upset about.

The take-home comp of your friendly neighborhood CPA who is a partner at their firm would absolutely floor most of you. It’s generally not great form to show up at meetings with clients in vehicles which remind your client that the fees you charge result in six-to-seven figures of annual comp, particularly when they…

Oh, he’ll make all the right noises. But he’s not happy. He’s not supposed to be. Your boss is not your friend (unless you’re Chait.)

I get the arguments against drive-thrus, but making parents unstrap their kiddos and wrangle them across a busy parking lot is not the answer.

Idiots? No.

Neutral: For companies this size, doing their own R&D, it absolutely makes sense to skip as many hybrids as possible.

There is some damn-fine aluminum glistening out in the sun. It may yet rise valiantly from it’s slumbers.

Literally the only reason I remember that is because I binge watched the series this spring.

If you’re planning on keeping it in one place, that would be fine. You can more or less disregard the rest of this post. Be aware that having a sofa that’s unsecured will move in transit and can cause damage.