Also, if you steal  Longefellow’s coat and ballistic weave it, it’s insta the best armor in the game.

Yeah, I mean, we thought it was easy to be stupid on the internet back in the day. Yikes. I am soooooooo glad Reddit and Twitter and Facebook didn’t exist when I was deeply in my “why don’t girls like me tho?!?!” phase.

Centrism is hep to the groove, daddio!

If this topic interests you, I really suggest doing some research on your own rather than just yelling “well it’s not in *this* article!” at everyone trying to explain the situation to you.

Is there *any* social media in 2018 that’s not a “joyless black hole”?

Sure, but look, Harley is offshoring jobs right now as a direct result of DJT’s Trade War, and Harley workers are still behind him. I grew up in a Rust Belt town in the 80s and 90s, and I can assure you this is a tectonic shift. Things have gone far crazier than we realize, I think.

I’ve got a 10 month-old baby these days, this list is a bitter pill to swallow.

I’m a super casual MCU watcher, and all I can say is that I haven’t been as engaged in one of their flicks since, uh, maybe Avengers.

My wife and I busted out her family’s old SNES for some basement gaming nostalgia last summer. After 45 minutes we gave up and never looked back.

Dennis, babe, you flaking out on this is the worst public collapse since the XI Corps at the Battle of Gettysburg.