Never forget Dave Chappelle’s stand up:

On the same night Simone Biles was putting on this unbelievable display of strength, grace, and athleticism, I managed to trip over my dog, the couch, and my dog again. 

One more thing, if his house is being robbed, why didn’t his alarm system go off to notify the cops in the first place?

I’ve always been a cautious Anne Hathaway stan. And now, my watching—and enjoying—both Princess Diaries movies last weekend with my nieces feels like a valid choice.

lawyer?

I had to create an account just to say, you read my mind.

More specifically, it is a reference to a rally after the Mexican President said that Mexico was sure as hell not paying for a wall, to which Trump responded “The wall just got 10 feet higher”.

Thinking the same thing. I’m thinking company lawyer, as a family owned HVAC company most likely does not have a spokesperson.

“I’M not a racist - my BRAIN is a racist, but I’M pure and good!”

I’m 90% sure there’s a “racist fuckhead apology mad lib generator” somewhere. You probably get the link to it when you sign up for Donald Trump’s mailing list.

Seems copied and pasted from all the other similar “apologies” issued by racist business owners who inexplicably do the majority of their business with the communities that they hate. There are plenty of them out there, so you can easily create your own Racist Apology Madlib.

It was probably typed up begrudgingly by his kid in College....

Gotta be some Legal Zoom-ish service.

Probably his wife or someone equally connected to the company’s finances.

It sounds like an erection joke though.

Trump says that all the time at his rallies. Everytime Democrats “refuse” to bargain with him he threatens the wall getting taller.

Probably a company spokesperson who’s also racist.

The Mario Kart Analogy remains my fave. :)

I’m stunned that anyone would be surprised about Bobbi Kristina. I saw 2 scenes of their reality show. Happened to be scenes she was in and I was so scared for her, I never watched again.

They truly saved our lives at a time when addiction ruled our every moment.