I hate when mommy and daddy fight.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

So, basically Donny ran for president because of an Obama vendetta from the State dinner jokes and because he’s, you know, black, and the racist Mexican wall-building bent was a vendetta because she wouldn’t screw him?

It’s not that hard to learn to pick the puck up or fling it, but actually throwing it on target is really tough, and having only one chance to do it and making it is pretty sick.

There’s always one.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

Your grandfather probably gets it from the fact that Superman was played by George Reeves on TV.

Please leave dead baby jokes—often hilarious—out of this sordid conversation.

PULISIC IS JUST FINE AT BVB THANKYOU

LET ME DREAM OF PULISIC AND RASHFORD!

Because Jose has a long and storied history of giving kids a chance?

edit: we both know he’d thrive at Liverpool, as much as we’d hate to admit that.

The real question: is Pulisic’s dad as smooth a tax accountant as Messi’s dad

Barca better not rely on Google Translate for the transaction, or they’ll end up buying William Pulisic.

Pulisic needs to stay where he will play. It’s too soon for him to go to Barca.

I agree I did not like his appearance at all. That said, I THINK the idea was to reveal how normal and young he was. That he uses the mask not to survive as Darth Vader did, but to emulate Vader and have an appearance that matched his abilities so that people would take him seriously as a threat. He is insecure and…

the whiny bitching is how you know he’s a skywalker tho.

That’s the whole point. You find out he’s just this regular, very unassuming person, not this dark, amoral being you meet initially.

Right, he’s a complete Sith noob, that is the entire point.

I believe that’s supposed to be part of the power of the reveal. Unless you kept up with the production shots that were released before the movie, you expect him to be some twisted, horrible monster but instead he’s revealed to be just some dorky kid, almost pathetic.

Funny, I loved the movie, but I thought the unmasking was the least effective part. I guess it played differently to younger viewers. But my reaction was like Winston Wolf and Jimmy in Pulp Fiction; I thought he looked like a dork.