Suh was quoted as saying, “I’m... FIFTY!” during the play.

“After reviewing the video evidence, and consulting with our teams physicians, we have concluded Ben Roethlesberger did not suffer a concussion” - NFL Memo in 3 days.

As a Lions fan, I’m SO GLAD I don’t have to go through the mental gymnastics of defending this guy anymore. Holy shit!

If Lohan is swinging around a broken bottle and threatening to mortally slash someone then, yeah, I have no problem with this scenario.

I wonder if you’d be fine with Crowe getting slashed by a hoodrat.

Unless she was fighting for her life, I’m confused as to why you seem to ignore that this woman attacked another guest with a glass to cut her face. Is the well being of the other woman not of your concern and what might be more damaging to the human body - saliva or glass trying to cut a face?

It’s funny how you lead with RZA being paternalistic and somehow fail to mention this from his statement (emphasis mine):

I shouldnt have to do mental gymnastics to make the headline accurate.

He spat “at” her, but missed. And this was after Azalea threatened to assault this girl, got the glass, tried to assault her but was blocked by Russell, got expelled from the room, and then tried to enter it again.

It didn’t make contact with her, thus not assault. Still gross though.

I suspect you’d be signing a much different tune if she had spit on Russell after he threatened to cut throats.

Person. You mean “I’m confused as to why RZA is defending a man who spit on a person.”

Spitting on someone is rude as hell, but it’s not quite as rude as threatening to cut someone’s throat with a broken champagne glass and then grabbing a champagne glass.

Because the woman in question was in the process of trying to kill somebody with a bottle when she was spit on.

How is this patronizing?

I’m waiting for Richie’s troll of a father to show up here with a burner account and rip Martin to shreds like he did in 2013.

Bills tailgaters think this guy is vulgar and uncivilized.

He called a guy a “half-nigger piece of shit” (I could have ended that quote three words sooner with identical effect) and he thinks that’s okay. Sure bud.

I don’t get all the hate. He sounds like a great guy. If a teammate were ever in trouble, I’m sure Richie would be the first to stick his neck out if he had one.