Read this as “Flov” and was like, “Who is that? Oh, God, I’m officially An Old.”

BAN WHITE PEOPLE

there are actually plenty of subreddits that I find entertaining/useful/enlightening. it’s just, you know, there’s a pile of dead rotting fish under the bed.

I am having an opposite experience, the hate comes easily.

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

I’ll read it, but you can’t have the one about how Paul Rudd cursed the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth (that’s my conspiracy theory) or the one about how Thomas the Tank Engine is libertarian propaganda (that’s just true.)

Don’t do brownface ever at all is actually a good tenet by which to live one’s life

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

I’m Canadian and “cunty” is one of my face words. As in, "stop being so cunty!" when someone is being an asshole/douchey/bitchy

THIS. The contrast between “that’s not harassment, all you have to do is unplug your computer!” and “but they’re bullying us!” is just too rich. It’s like they can’t even hear their own words.

Also, GG say that women are too sensitive when they are doxxed and threatened with rape, but when they are mildly criticized by a TV show, it’s suddenly horrible? It’s pretty clear who are the wallowers in victimization.

YOU ARE DOING THE LORD’S WORK

These guys calling people “professional victims,” those are the people insisting their free speech is restricted if they can’t harass fat people, yes?

Isn’t there an internet law about how the comments on an article about feminism prove the need for feminism?

So, let me get this straight...GG, according to itself, are not the ones who are harassing Wu and Sarkeesian. BUT when Oliver brings those women on to talk about their harassment and no one says Gamgergate, it’s still about Gamergate according to Gamergate.

Ugh. Yet again, I find myself having the same old "Somebody (ME!) needs to be given tons of money (GIVE IT TO ME!) to make a teen magazine that's interesting enough for girls to actually read (OOH! *waves hand*) that has unretouched images of REAL girls looking good (I KNOW SO MANY REAL GIRLS!)" fantasy that I always…

I don't THINK most people have ab-shaped intestines. But I'm not a medical expert.

I'm just happy that even Doutzen needs straps to get that cleavage.